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05 January 2017 @ 09:53 pm
I'm fucking nice, ok?  
A lot of people know me as blunt, honest, bitchy, whatever you want to call it. Except that I'm actually a lot more nice than that? I can also fake it like a fucking pro. People who hardly know me notice I don't smile a lot and always look l like I'm pondering a great, horrible, mystery. But when I work customer service at work? I smile so much it hurts and I'm very bubbly. The minute I walk away? I'm like a death metal solo of hate and sadness. 

The point is? I can't seem to get the Jehovah's Witness' to stop knocking on our door. I've been polite. I smile and nod and answer their questions. There is a Buddha sitting right next to our front door on the porch --- I don't know why that doesn't phase them. Anyway, the lady is super nice and so I can't say "Take your insane religious views and shove it up your arse and get off my land!" because she's nice and I can't seem to be rude or tell her, simply, that we are not interested. Sigh. I did inform her the last time that I like to teach my children about all religions, but that seemed to excite her. Goddammit, lady! It isnt ever going to happen. And I know religions like this kinda like... require you to bring people to the dark side --- I mean, convert, or bring them to  your church... IDK really, but yeah. I feel bad.

I have a really soft soul, people. So fuck off.